Meme sclerosus created by me on 20 regions of Italy \u0026lt;3
# 01 Football
Lazio, Augusto Vargas
No one would never been able to say that that guy with the football was always in my head one of the direct descendants of his grandfather Rome. Lazio was certainly the most important region for Italy, both historical and political, but when brought before a ball completely lost his head and not think anymore.
# 02 Sea
Emilia Romagna, Emilia and Sandra Vargas.
Emilia Romagna and were never agree, even if they lived in the house. Emilia envied the blue sea of Sandra, and told him he would never have given away but also the soul to stay free in Riviera, but that of her sister made her very stingy pay double!
# 03 Gondola
Friuli Venezia Giulia, Julia Vargas
was not a question of names, Veneziano loved more than other regions sister Friuli. He loved to dress up for carnival, loved to walk on the lagoon, and most of all loved to lead the blind to take a gondola ride in the moonlight.
# 04 Compass
Liguria, Christopher Vargas
he was a descendant of great sailors! He was the son of intrepid navigators who first discovered the Americas! It had to be respected, and instead was always humiliated by the gossip Serenissima Giulia! But sooner or later he would lose the compass, the beloved Venice, in the name of the Maritime Republic of Genoa!
# 05 Orange
Sicily, Rosalia Vargas
To hell with the tomatoes! He shouted pulling him one in Lovina. What had become of the tradition? To those damn vegetables Sicily much preferred his beloved orange che il mondo le invidiava. Che bevesse poi il succo di pomodoro, Romano!
#06 Farina
Val d'Aosta, Claude Martino Vargas
Francia continuava a ripetere che non era farina del suo sacco il fatto che Claude fosse un piccolo pervertito -di certo cercare di invadere il letto di Piemonte era una prova evidente. Eppure Francis sorrideva malizioso quando il suo Vallée D'Aoste saltava addosso al piemontese, reclamando le sue... province vitali.
# 07 Bivio
Abruzzo, Alberto Vargas
He had been placed in front of two roads, when the earthquake wounded him to death, succumb and disappear, or get up and give hope to his city ; destroyed. Walking Tall Abruzzo did not give up ever, choosing the hardest path, but best for his beloved Aquila who had broken wings.
# 08 Rubbish
Calabria, Calogero Vargas
often quarreled with his brother Campania, this was undeniable. Infuse Calogero he loved Joseph, but if this had not taken the garbage at his house the next time that the meeting would come to embrace gliel'avrebbe pulled him bag bag!
# 09 Old
Campania, Giuseppe Vargas
Campania region was the oldest there was, nevertheless seemed to all a child always cheerful and lively. Among its cities were ancient Greek and Roman remains of which he was proud, but when he made a visit to Herculaneum and Pompeii him clutching his heart, he would never forget the tremendous explosion of his beloved and hated Vesuvius.
# 10 Construction
Piemonte, Vincent Vargas
Vincenzo always prided itself with the other regions of its industries, and with a smile to show his brothers and her sisters with the photo of the first five hundred to guide and Feliciano Lovino. Lombardy had been trying to burn it, the damn photos Piemonte made so proud, and to hell with the Fiat!
# 11 Inferno
Tuscany, Lorenzo Vargas
Tuscany was always trying to appear humble to the great nation that each year were in its cities of art to admire his work, but could not. How not to be proud of the dome of Florence, or the Uffizi? Yet the students did not seem to think like him, and every time he crossed the street a group of students was always dodging the thousands of copies of Dante's Inferno that were thrown against.
# 12 Fishing Rod
Veneto, Philip Vargas
Veneto was not a man who loved fight, or hear discussions of others. So on Sunday, when he could finally rest their ears from the screams of Rosalia, the quarrels of Vincent and Loris and who knows what else, cast a fishing rod in Lake Garda and relaxed. Too bad that after a few minutes came to fight for Bergamo Lombardy and Trentino, as usual.
# 13 Sleep [connected to 48]
Marche, Marco Vargas
Appisolatosi after a long hard day of work, Marco Vargas was awakened by a tremendous earthquake that would topple even the chandelier. Only shortly after he learned that the cataclysm had mortally wounded her beloved Albert. She would never sleep again until he had saved from the rubble!
# 14 Olive
Puglia, Gaspar Vargas
He loved to lie in the shade of olive trees that filled his beloved land, savoring the smell in his mouth as he held a twig. Basilicata repeated over and over that he was a lazy good for nothing, but it did not matter to him, his sister was a shrew. In the final she liked the building, with its olive oil, right?
# 15 Envy
Lombardy, Lori Vargas
Lori was jealous of Vince, and that all eighteen other regions they knew by heart. Just because she bought the Roman giving him the attention of the 500 claimed to be the most important regions and to do all over again. But it mattered little to the bottom of those stupid little cars, he was the capital of fashion and home, and that it was a point when the house is presented in the most beautiful models from around the world? In fact, in those moments was the most envious Piedmont.
# 16 Wolf
Umbria, Francis Vargas
recounted the myth that Francis of Assisi had chased away a wolf from the city only with prayer. Sure Umbria loved his patron saint, but if he were a wolf in front of the house he would certainly run away like hell, to hell with his good name!
# 17 Mom
Basilicata, Annabella Vargas
Among the Italian regions Basilicata was one that looked more like a mother. Never mind that he always took care of all, it was also the one who took care of rebuke and to educate them, so that it even went to Puglia regional conferences dressed like a bum. In short, there is one for mothers, but the regions have preferred not to Annabella!
# 18 ski
Trentino Alto Adige (South Tyrol), Emanuel Vargas
winter regions and two Italys loved to go and spend the holidays Emanuel. The thing was very pleased to Trentino, and liked to see him on the ski, some more as good as Val d'Aosta and who more awkward as Campania. But it was when he arrived with his countrymen that Germany began the mournful notes ...
# 19 Cheese
Sardinia, Matthew Vargas
Emilia Romagna and always wave the flag around the world the quality and goodness of its Parmigiano Reggiano, proud to what was good. Fibs, Matt knew better than anyone how to be better its pecorino cheese!
# 20 Friends
Molise, Riccardo Vargas
Molise bordered with several other regions. Often found himself at parties at home Basilicata, Puglia, Campania, Lazio and Abruzzo, Annabella made supper while they were beginning to magnificence in front of the television with a beer in hand. It could also consider them all close friends, until the games began ...
Stars # 21
All Regions / Northern Italy, Feliciano Vargas / South Italy, Lovin Vargas
Lovino Feliciano and were happy with their large family. Of course noisy, lively, but never boring or monotonous. They were shining like stars, and all together were the perfect nation, and a family even more beautiful!
# 22 Border
Val d'Aosta, Claude Martin Vargas v France, Francis Bonnefoy
Val d'Aosta, or as he preferred to be called from other regions Valé e d'Aoste, had a particular liking to the big brother France. He had spent many years with him, and I respect him very much, was his model of inspiration. If it were not for those damn borders and would have run away from big brother he would never return!
# 23 Prato
Puglia, Gaspar Vargas / Basilicata, Annabella Vargas
Apulia Basilicata made her lie down in the cornfield near Taranto in Puglia that he loved so much. "From here you can see wanting to Greece when the weather is nice," said Gaspar triumph, causing a slight chuckle to Annabella. "Yes, and fields of Lucania Egypt greeting with his hand!" He wanted to be offended, but forgot all injury when he heard Gaspare Annabella laugh.
Fame # 24
Trentino Alto Adige (South Tyrol), Emanuel Vargas
Emanuel certainly was not one who suffered from hunger, including stürdel, ricotta, Sacher cakes, donuts, pies, honey, jam, donuts and meringues. Still he wondered how he maintained a near-perfect line: on picnics to the Dolomites?
# 25 Mafia
Sicily, Rosalia Vargas / Campania, Giuseppe Vargas
Both looked into his eyes wondered when it would end the struggle that is taking too now. How many more innocent people would have succumbed under the yoke of the Mafia and the Camorra? What they felt useless these two regions that were always around to fight the mob. Just shaking hands found the strength to go on
# 26 Ferrari
Piemonte, Vincent Vargas
Oh, Vince did not like only the sixteenth century, or the point, The Panda or Bravo. Piedmont had another sweet passion, which satisfied him of everything. No machine was like a Ferrari!
# 27 Match
Lazio, Augusto Vargas / RealPerson! Francesco Totti
The Derby was probably the most important event of the year for Augusto Vargas. The problem was that I knew who cheer, and she bit her fingernails to try not to disappoint any of his two teams, Lazio and Roma. Then in front of the place of honor in store for him, he saw his beloved Totti that made him a wink. And then he knew who gave his supporters during the game!
# 28 Sand
Emilia Romagna, Emilia and Sandra Vargas
Emilia stood under an umbrella to get the sand between your toes slide. Sandra came out of the water as he did not reached it and looked at her curiously, "Why do not you dive? You're losing all the beauty of the Adriatic Coast, "" My dear, "snorted the Emilia" The beauty of Milano Marittima is certainly not the beach! "" Damn Truzzi "snapped the Romagna in response .
Sheet # 29
Campania, Giuseppe Vargas / Calabria, Calogero Vargas
"What are you writing brother?" Calogero asked seeing that Campania was bending over a sheet. "It 's a secret, big brother!" Smiled maliciously, but Calabria decided to ignore for the moment. He did not know that Joseph was meticulously reporting on that piece of paper the recipe for pizza.
# 30 Art
Tuscany, Lorenzo Vargas / Umbria, Francis Vargas
Umbria secretly he had always admired the art of his brother Lorenzo. Certainly in the Middle Ages he had had its great artists such as Giotto, for example. But nothing was comparable to the enormous cultural heritage that Tuscany held in its museums.
Francesco one day he was told that he exceeded even the magnificent Tuscany, showing that he was capable of making fine art
Mask # 31
Friuli Venezia Giulia, Julia Vargas
He loved the Carnival of Venice, and hiding behind the mask pearly smile to all the nations and regions his brothers and sisters invited to the party. Devoted himself body and soul every year to make the Carnival more beautiful each year, although it remained always meravigilioso.
# 32 Bubbles
Sicily, Rosalia Vargas / South Italy, Lovin Vargas
Rosalia will love to make bubbles and then burst in the face of Southern Italy, then snorted disappointed. But Sicily loved to see the sulky little face of the Roman Empire, it was so exciting !
# 33 Tradition
Tuscany, Lorenzo Vargas
The Palio of Siena was a tradition that never let go. In front of all was his favorite holiday, but within him hiding with a little 'shame that he loved more than anything else, go to Lucca Comics and Games
# 34 Water
Lombardy, Lori Vargas / Veneto, Philip Vargas / Trentino Alto Adige (South Tyrol), Emanuel Vargas
All three loved their Lake Garda, the largest in Italy, and in theory would should be proud of. E Lombardy and Trentino, while still arguing for a domain I do not know what territory with swearing-in German-Philippe Emanuel threw angrily asked why that had to slay a bit 'of water.
# 35 Excitation
Piemonte, Vincent Vargas / Valle d'Aosta, Claude Martin Vargas
Vincent was tired of the continual attempts to harass the Val d 'Aosta, had
want to hang it on the cable car at Courmayeur and leave them there, but then thought better of it. There was nothing exciting to see Claude freeze!
# 36 Dress
Sardinia, Matthew Vargas / Piedmont, Vincent Vargas
When they were united under the Kingdom of Sardinia, Matt Vincent and were always in disagreement. Piedmont Sardinia thought it would just be a good shepherd to anything, while he was the wealthy industrialist who ran the kingdom. The Sardo snorted every offense, and never hesitated to show how much smarter they were also pastors, making it increasingly stumbling in manure of his sheep, getting her pretty dress from industrial
# 37 Camino
Marche, Marco Vargas / Abruzzo, Alberto Vargas
They had all been united in every way and Marco Alberto, even in small things, even in front of the fireplace of the house in Marche, Ancona, where it was cold in the winter when warmed, and not only thanks to the fire.
# 38 Triangle
Marche, Marco Vargas / Abruzzo, Alberto Vargas / Molise, Richard Vargas
To Richard did not like the dirty things, but Marco and Alberto could always a drag, but pretty damn disgusting perverse love triangles
# 39 Women
Emilia Romagna, Emilia and Sandra Vargas / Friuli Venezia Giulia, Julia Vargas / Basilicata, Annabella Vargas / Sicily, Rosalia Vargas
It was hard being the only women in the house Vargas, against nineteen men are always ready to nasare under their skirts and crying over them. Although it was tiring but always gratified when, for the celebration of women, their big brothers to fill with gifts.
# 40 Navigation
Liguria, Christopher Vargas / Spain, Antonio Fernandez Carriedo / South Italy, Lovin Vargas
A minimum of respect for him that he had discovered America with his namesake Colombo gave him none. The merit if it always took Spain, it was not fair!
And if Southern Italy took advantage of the regret of his brother to give him a little revenge, and revenge for himself, much to the chagrin of the shanks Antonio.
# 41 Islands
Sardinia, Matthew Vargas / Sicily, Rosalia Vargas
Mattia and Rosalia were the two largest islands in the Mediterranean, and were proud of themselves when doing shows ever crossed the street Cyprus and Crete. Yes, the two major Italian islands were also in vain.
Republic # 42
Liguria, Christopher Vargas / Friuli Venezia Giulia, Julia Vargas / Campania, Giuseppe Vargas / Liguria, Lorenzo Vargas
Pisa, Genoa, Amalfi and Venice, were once their capital when they were known throughout the world to be feared the Maritime Republics. But now those glorious days were over, not sorry that they live together in Lovina and Feliciano. But everyone was always nostalgic for the good old days, and the desire to sail to distant places was growing in them.
# 43 Please
Emilia Romagna, Emilia Vargas / Lazio, Augusto Vargas
Sometimes Emilia could escape and reach Sandra Augusto, to make him understand that there was only football in life. There were other interesting things to do Lazio and Emilia would notice it very well when it came to visit. And a desire was growing inside him:
" Emilia, I do piadina na? "
# 44 Fashion
Lombardy, Lori Vargas / Piedmont, Vincent Vargas
" Vincent, you will never a man of fashion if you continue to dress like a penguin "He broke Lombardia noting the lack of elegance of the clothes of his brother. "I do not need to follow the fashion, Loris" "Tell the girls, maybe see you from afar and think hmmm''that sexy man'', then see how close you're dressed and run away!"
& ldquo ; Lombardia, tell me once that want to wear your new spring summer collection instead of making so many turns of phrase "
# 45 Money
Campania, Giuseppe Vargas / Calabria, Calogero Vargas / Puglia, Gaspar Vargas
regions were not as rich as their brothers in the north, yet they had their own ways to earn money and have fun at the same time, as this Gaspare pulled out Monopoly.
# 46 Rifle
Trentino Alto Adige (South Tyrol) Emanuel Vargas / Germany, Ludwig / Switzerland, Vash Zwigli
For years he had lived in the house of Switzerland and Germany, had become half German he, too, even at times felt more German than Italian. Yet if there was one thing he learned from Vash was pointing the gun at the invaders, which he did every time he saw Germany move closer to its ski resorts.
Rubble # 47 [Connected to 13]
Marche, Marco Vargas / Abruzzo, Alberto Vargas / Northern Italy, Feliciano Vargas
whimpering in front of the Venetian Aquila earthquake ruins, and jumped with Mark when she saw him. "Abruzzo ... Abruzzo is under there! "Brands did not let him repeat, and began to dig with their hands off the debris that littered the place where he was Albert, or at least hoped. He broke his nails and fingers were bleeding, but he did not care "I'll pull you out of here, at all costs! This debris will not be your grave! "
# 48 Sofa
Campania, Giuseppe Vargas / Lazio, Augusto Vargas
Lazio threw himself on the couch, staring at him maliciously from Campania over the back. "Want to play Augustus?" He asked smiling, "Nun me breaks, down, so tired" But Joseph was convinced that that night would be fun. He picked up a feather that was hiding and began to tickle the nose of his brother, and then subsequently undergo his anger: it was nice to play chase with Lazio!
[attention, Orange ratings from here on]
# 49 Wine
Emilia Romagna, Emilia and Sandra Vargas / Tuscany, Lorenzo Vargas / Liguria, Christopher Vargas
When they brought the Lambrusco from Liguria and Tuscany and Emilia Romagna is always drunk, and with them their brothers . Both were lovers of fine arts, and consuming their report concluded that nothing was more beautiful than the two sisters.
# 50 Jealousy
Sicily, Rosalia Vargas / South Italy, Lovin Vargas / Belgium
Rosalia Lovino tossed mercilessly on the bed, and he looked surprised. "You can know that you?" "You know how I hate that damn Belga that you turn around," said the Sicilian starting to unbutton his shirt, "You are mine, and no other woman you should just watch & rdquo ; not admit it, but Romano loved those shots of jealousy of her sister
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